My eye started bleeding yesterday. I have a few theories:
1. Clay dust from the pottery studio somehow landed in there
2. Dirt particles were swept in by the wind during one of my many outdoor runs this week
3. I am possessed by the Devil
4. The lunar eclipse... you know, it does crazy stuff
5. I wiped my eye too hard that morning when removing leftover makeup and broke a blood vessel, and the blood will go away naturally over the next week
My eye doctor selected option 5. I would argue otherwise.
I say #3.
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