Something I forgot to mention about last night

sitting at the bar in a restaurant downtown, the guy next to me yelled "You've got to be f*ing kidding me, GUINNESS????" and he and his two buddies struck up a convo with these two fine ladies. one minute later, the drinks they had bought us were delivered and we were having a fun conversaion about why they were all living in the USVI and how weird the people here are. After a little while the original commenter (the only cute one in the crew) got up and left, but the other two guys kept chatting with us. That would have been fine, except I couldnt get over the notion that they both looked like pirates. Long hair, sun-beaten skin, and massive hoop earrings on both ears. The one talking to Juliet said his nickname was "Two-livers"

They told us about how untrustworthy everyone on the island is... and about how you can do anything here, even drink and drive... and then proceeded to offer to drive us back to our hotel. Seriously? No thanks, I didnt want to be killed by a pirate that particular evening. Maybe on my next trip here. If I'm feeling extra frisky.