I ran 8 miles today

I AM A MACHINE

personal best. I had two goals - 1) to actually FINISH 8 miles, and 1) to do it in 10-minute-miles, or 1 hr 20 minutes.
Not only did I finish (and feel like I was going to collapse,) but I did it in... drum roll... 1:19:58. F* YEAH.

and now... the robot must rest.