Today, I broke that rule.
Of course, all that means is that I need to revise my rules!!
Rose's Revised Rules of Voluntary Unemployment
- Wake up by 10am every week day
- Run >3 miles 4-5 times per week
- Do >45 minutes of yoga 1-2 times per week
- Say "yes" to as many social invitations as possible
- Rules 1,2 may be broken in case of extreme weather (nor'easter, hurricane)
- Rules 1,2,3,4 may be broken in case of extreme sickness (fever >100F, other heavy illness)
The wine actually made me feel a lot better... now I know how to get rid of fevers! I'm practically a doctor now.
rule number 6 should be edited to say "Rule 1,2,3, and 4 can be broken in the case of extreme sickness OR in the case that there is a hot naked man in bed with me."
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